Last Friday Night
Sabrina (13): What sport is this?
Me: Curling.
Josh (9): What teams are these?
Me: The yellow team is from Sweden and the red team is the Canadians.
Jacob (6): Uhm, are those the people --that, uh, eat people?
Me: No (trying my best not to laugh), those are cannibals.
<later that night>
Jacob: They made me give 5 dollars from my piggy bank to Haiti. I didn't want to!
Josh: Jake!
Sabrina: You're not supposed to say things like that.
Jacob: I could have bought a toy with that money!!
Mar 2nd